- ‘Are We All Going To Be Mutants?’ – Bill O’Reilly asks the question we’ve all asked since playing Fallout 3
- ‘There’s Something On That Birth Certificate That He Doesn’t Like’ - Donald Trump… if that’s even his real name.
- ‘Is This Going To Be A Carnival?’ – Chris Matthews wonders if Donald Trump will bring cotton candy to the GOP primary.
- ‘Creature Made By TV’…And Destroyed By TV – Sarah Palin seems to have more in common with The Thing!
- Obama’s Libya Policy Ruled by Emotions Of His Female Advisers – Pat Buchanan confuses 30 Rock sketch with reality.
- Bonus quote: “President Obama’s Libya policy, making strange bedfellows of people like Michael Moore and Rudy Giuliani.” – Oh god… I just threw up a little in my mouth.
Thank you http://www.mediaite.com.