John Oliver: Sex Education

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John Oliver: Sex Education

“Currently, the biggest scholarship program exclusively for…

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“Currently, the biggest scholarship program exclusively for women in America requires you to be unmarried, with a mint condition uterus, and also rewards working knowledge of butt adhesive technology.”

‘If someone took a dump on my desk, It is not the size of the…

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‘If someone took a dump on my desk, It is not the size of the dump that’s the issue. I’m not going to say: … oh three inches? It’s almost like you didn’t take a dump on my desk after all!’

‘If someone took a dump on my desk, It is not the size of the…

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‘If someone took a dump on my desk, It is not the size of the dump that’s the issue. I’m not going to say: … oh three inches? It’s almost like you didn’t take a dump on my desk after all!’