Wall Street thinks Yahoo is worth less than nothing

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Wall Street thinks Yahoo is worth less than nothing:

Can Marissa Mayer, or anyone else, make the company more than a tracking stock for Alibaba and Yahoo Japan?

Allow me to translate “would be immensely attractive to a private equity firm to leverage the firm because it’s still cash positive” into human English. It means:

Yahoo is so worthless that the only reason someone would ever consider buying it is to shake it upside down to steal whatever loose cash falls out of its corporate pockets before folding it up and throwing it onto a fire and selling the carved off mask of its brand to whoever walks by that moment.