Aram Zucker-Scharff

Captain Cold and Heat Wave are stealing Kryptonite! They’re fighting ridiculous immortal Vandal Savage! Hawkman is there, and he fights with a mace! It’s Rip Freaking Hunter, the most ludicrous character in DC Comics, and he’s played by Rory from Doctor Who! There is crazy time travel paradoxes! It’s a freaking superhero team-up time-travel adventure in the form of a live-action TV show! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can’t stop watching this. I can not stop watching this!

Nothing makes me happier about the NYC Subway than having to deal with the DC Metro. The subway has problems but we know how to run the trains around here. Specifically by actually making them go; something which seems to escape the DC Metro.

Superman: My two dads died so you could get saved by me.

Batman: So did 543,698 citizens of Metropolis… Kent.

Superman: Wait, what?

Batman: *deploys kryptonite gut punch* also, my dad died too, but you don’t see me getting all space jesus about…

nikariot:

We couldn’t not run out to the #whitehouse to see this. #lovewins #marriageequality #washingtondc