Aram Zucker-Scharff

Economic recovery! Housing recovery! Everyone is doing just awesome, that’s why people are doing this sweet tiny house innovation, because living in a shipping container apartment or using rainwater to wash yourself is oh so fun! Excelsior!

“”They’re going, going, gone, […] They’re trying to change; they’re trying to get different kinds of anchors, discount stores … [But] what’s going on is the customers don’t have the fucking money. That’s it. This isn’t rocket science.””

– The death of the American mall.

Build your own banking scandal news story (Barclays edition):

QUARTZ BANK SCANDAL POST GENERATOR v4.7 // BEGIN TEMPLATE // Today [1. Bank] was hit with a [2. Size of penalty] fine by [3. Regulatory authority] for its part in manipulating the [4. Benchmark] market. The market is worth [5. Size of market]. [6. Stern statement from regulator] [7. Contrite statement from bank] In the…

Ugh.

10 Seconds of Extreme Trading in Blackberry.

It’s really sort of pretty.