The best Superman stories are not Superman stories.

Important things the director of the new Superman movie wants you to know:

– He is super good at this thing called composition. Especially the part where he places something slightly out of focus in the background of a shot and it Means Something. 

– Superman is totally edgy now.

– Also, in case he didn’t make it obvious enough with all the backgrounds and dialogue, Superman is Jesus. For reals. Super Jesus. Super American Jesus. 

– Zack Snyder hates steady cams. Steady camera shots are for amateurs. Shaky camera shots are the bomb. Even in totally peaceful flashbacks. Which is important, because there are a lot of flashbacks.

Important things the director doesn’t want you to know:

– He stole 75% of the story from a storyline of the Wildstorm Universe’s Mr. Majestic. 

So… I watched Evil Dead…

So… I watched Evil Dead. I don’t like horror movies in general, so if you do, take the following with a grain of salt:
There was an awesome 10 minute horror movie at the end of the new Evil Dead. One in which a non-traditional protagonist, …