How Can We Make You Happy Today, Peter Thiel?
“He’s a billionaire, but that’s not why we love him. Maybe we love him because he’s nice to animals? We don’t actually know if he is, but the animals better be nice to him, because we know a lot of animals, and they sure as shit aren’t smart enough to have $140 million lying around, just in case someone were to, you know, secretly bankroll a lawsuit against them!”
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What can we say about Peter Thiel? Nothing—except that he’s absolutely, totally, thoroughly the best.
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