Aram Zucker-Scharff

A better in-narrative explanation of a reboot than anything else in the entirety of DC’s silly ridiculous ret-cons. 

Gen13 – v4 – 011. Gail Simone, Carlo Barberi, Sunny Lee.

Okay, listen up guys and dolls! We’re The Authoriteens, and we’re here to prevent the ka-blooming of, like, the multiverse. Let’s rap, cats and kittens, dig?

Gen13 – v4 – 011. Gail Simone, Carlo Barberi, Sunny Lee.

I was always sort of sad that The Authoriteens, as silly as they were, were never seen or heard from again.

You are the authority, in every bad meaning of that word. And you’d be the first to go if someone with more power started rounding up the artists and poets and… … and people who aren’t supposed to be in love. You’re not superheroes. You’re &^*%ing hall monitors.

Gen13 – v4 – 008. Gail Simone, Carlo Barberi, Drew Geraci.

We’re your home-grown Authority, kiddies. We have to talk.

Gen13 – v4 – 008. Gail Simone, Carlo Barberi, Drew Geraci.

Even though it isn’t their own book, this is easily one of The Authority’s most glorious pages.